Trump is almost 30 minutes late for his live "no-teleprompters" speech. Will he post? The nation awaits.
Here he is: He leads off by mispronouncing virus. He's reading from notes on his podium.
He described europe as "the hotspot." HE'S THE HOTSPOT.
He just declared a national emergency. Welcome to the party, Don.
He's off script talking about "telehealth" like he just heard of that.
I'm not good at memorizing speeches. But I'm WAY better than the person allegedly the POTUS of the US.
He announces expanding tests - but he doesn't want everyone running out to get them!
I'd give this speech a B- if he was a 7th grader. Spotty, drifts off the point.
Dr. "Not Afraid to Touch the Mic" just announced The Worlds Most Obvious Testing Protocol.
I rip this admin. They are 70 days late. BUT AT LEAST THE PROFESSIONALS NOW SEEM TO BE IN CHARGE.
The dude from Walmart held his hands behind his back from the second he walked to the podium. Touched nothing. TRUMP MADE HIM SHAKE HANDS.
Anyone that doesn't touch the podium is forced to shake hands by Trump. It's like hazing and they're afraid to refuse.
The main point of this is that they are announcing that they are going to expand the testing that they said they expanded last week.
BREAKING: We still can't get tested, fat ass.
