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Mar 16, 2020 11 tweets 6 min read Read on X
New York City is shutting down, a thread on #coronavirus

At 8pm all bars/restaurants are ordered to close for takeout only

Some bars, like East Village’s Crocodile Lounge are using that as an incentive to get drink now

ALL BEERS MUST GO! 1/n Image
7-Eleven remains open in NYC, and it wants you to know it has hand sanitizer to battle #coronavirus

Unfortunately, it also has weenies rotating in the open air 2/n ImageImage
Famed concert venue Webster Hall has no names on the marquee with no shows planned due to gatherings of more than 50 people no longer being allowed 3/n Image
The IHOP on 14th Street specifically names Gov. Cuomo as the man with the plan.

Despite noting takeout is still available, it’s closed 4/n Image
The AMC in East Village is also shut, despite the fact that two people were somehow able to purchase tickets online

As you can imagine they were not pleased. One asked, “Man, they really shutting shit down, huh?”

Yeah, my man. Shit’s indeed gettin shut. Follow me on Twitter 5/n ImageImage
Famed chicken and rice powerhouse Halal Guys is chugging along because let’s be real, Halal Guys inflicts damage it does not take it

Coincidentally, this also explains why people were hoarding toilet paper
6/n ImageImage
Famed pizza establishment Joe’s Pizza put up a sign telling customers they can no longer burn the roof of their mouth inside the restaurant

This is actually probably one of the few positives of the NYC #coronavirus lockdown
7/n
5Napkin Burger doesn’t mention #coronavirus at all in its notice that it’s closing, which doesn’t seem smart since customers might think they closed down for health code reasons ... or worse!
Maybe their burgers were only 4Napkin Burgers 8/n Image
The 14th Street McDonald’s also noted it is only serving takeout orders due to #coronavirus

However, the sign did use a double negative that kinda left me confused Image
I’ve never seen Beauty Bar empty before today Image
Fittingly, this thread will end with a very important reminder from your friends at the CDC:

Wash your hands. Flatten the curve. Maintain social distances. Refrain from groups of more than 10.

Stay safe. And God bless! Image

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Mar 25
It was surreal to be back in court for Do Kwon's trial, just a few floors from where SBF was convicted

I was the first to interview Do after Terra's collapse, and went to SBF's home right before his trial. Here's why these cases are both extremely different and eerily similar 🧵
For starters, this is a civil fraud case against Do Kwon and Terraform Labs. There is no jail time associated with this ruling (though the DOJ was lingering around the courtroom today)

At the heart of the case is exactly what we explored in our interview — Failure vs. Fraud
The SEC has built their case around the climax of our piece on Terra's collapse. As we presented it more than a year ago, this was always going to come down to:

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Mar 25
NEW: Do Kwon / Terra vs. SEC off to a hot start in Manhattan court today

We already got a jury selected along with opening statements from both the SEC and defense teams (plus’s some pretty hilarious material from Judge Rakoff)

Here’s everything from Day 1 🧵 Image
It’s my first time back at the courthouse since SBF’s trial, and this one is way less crowded

Showed up late cause I was coming straight from Newark, but still got a seat.

Most obvious difference: all suits in the courtroom. Terra and the SEC came to play for the civil trial!
Judge Rakoff laid out ground rules from the jump:

Trial expected to take 2 weeks
Only 4-word objections allowed

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People always ask me why I get so excited about Web3.

The answer is that it enables more intimate and better user experiences that have been destroyed by terrible Web2 models that misalign incentives

Let me use a simple example in this thread: Dating Apps 🧵🩷


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First off, start by liking and bookmarking this thread so you have something to come back to whenever someone else asks you why Web3 is better 😄

Alright, let's get into why the old Web2 model for tech has been resulting in terrible user experiences — starting with Hinge Image
Hinge launched in 2012. (I am not ashamed to say that I... was an early user.) But it looked very different than Hinge today

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Even Galaxy Digital CEO Mike Novogratz said that
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Most NFT mints optimize to sell out as quickly as possible, or make a lot of money. But if NFTs are all about "community" around a shared goal you'd think fostering the *right* community would be a higher priority

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