1/3 Did you hear the latest joke from Joe Currie?
A plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon and a ten year old school boy.
The plane is about to crash and there's only 4 parachutes.....
A plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, the Pope, Nicola Sturgeon and a ten year old school boy.
The plane is about to crash and there's only 4 parachutes.....
2/3 Trump said I need one. I’ve to sort out the USA!’ Takes one and jumps
The Pope said ‘I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Boris Johnson said ‘I’m the smartest man in England.’ He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one, I've to sort out the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Boris Johnson said ‘I’m the smartest man in England.’ He takes one and jumps.
Nicola said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived a lot of my life, yours is only starting".
The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in England took my school bag"
The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in England took my school bag"
