I left with some guys and my friend, we needed to move in a group because of armed robbers.
The discussion before I joined them was my babe and how almost everyone had knacked her
I wanted to be sure it was "my love" they were talking about. Which babe? That one wey wear green?
Yes! That one na.
Then one of them went ahead to describe a mark on her left boob. You can only describe it if you have seen it
I needed to use the excuse of her friend's birthday to see her.
Called her the next morning and told her what I had heard. There was silence on the other end.
That was the last i spoke to her till date
I fit dey anatomy lecture, and the lecturer will be discussing about the anatomy of the breast, the next thing that guy's description of my girlfriend's breast will just flash by my eyes again.
Guy, you no try at all. You no try.