I've been working very hard this morning to find you examples of zombies practicing good and bad social distancing. Here we have
Good. Dawn of the Dead zombies generally maintaining a safe 2 metre distance from each other as they zombie around. ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Good. Dawn of the Dead zombies generally maintaining a safe 2 metre distance from each other as they zombie around. ⭐️⭐️⭐️
Bad. Shaun of the Dead zombies with no respect for social distancing. Even when outside they should be 2 metres from each other. ◼️◼️◼️
Neutral. Left 4 Dead zombies tend to stay a safe 2 metre distance from each other when left alone. But if you disturb them expect very dangerous swarms, especially if a witch is involved. ⭐️◼️
Good. Night of the Living Dead zombies here keeping a safe two metre distance from each other and moving slowly so that this can be maintained. ⭐️⭐️⭐️
V V bad covidiots the White Walkers persistently swarm all over each other with no regard for others. They don't know the meaning of social distancing. ◼️◼️◼️◼️
Worsening. 28 Days Later zombies stayed off the streets, but 28 Weeks Later were found to flock to beauty spots and not maintain a 2 metre distance. ⭐️◼️◼️
Conclusion: please be more Night of the Living Dead. Stay at home, and if you do have to leave the house maintain a safe 2 metre distance from other zombies.
