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What a crazy world— my 5yo just requested me to please not be loud or crazy because she has a call at 10 with her class.
oh good, they're all doing the "can you see me? can you hear me?" thing and I'm just glad that this is universal.
At 10:06am they could finally all see and hear each other so they're right there alongside every other team in the world doing video calls.
And now they're all hugging their cameras and my heart is breaking 💔
They have just realized that 12 kids + a teacher + parents + siblings is a bit of a cluster, so they going to break into smaller groups. THIS MIMICS EVERY LARGE MEETING I'VE EVER BEEN IN.
I've decided to pull my violin out and play Baa baa black sheep to lighten the mood.

"ugggh dad, you're being loud! My dad is practicing his violin."
Now my 5yo is telling that terrible chicken butter joke and...they're all laughing?
Usually thought-leaders cap off threads like this one with some thoughtful observation about the future of distance learning or something like that.

This is a shitposting account, so I'm just going to say take a moment to walk around your house and look out a window for 20 secs.
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