Hey! All jokes aside, I just want to say thank you for following me on Patreon. This is a super scary time for freelancers, & getting so many supporters so quickly was unexpected & I'm so thankful. I feel blessed, & I'm gonna donate half of this month's income to Feeding America.
Obviously I know lots of you only subscribed for my last comic, and that's fine! If you unsubscribe at the end of the month, no hard feelings! I do hope you'll stay, though. So here's what you can expect in future months:
Obviously you get to see comics early, in addition to a few exclusives. That will include nsfw stuff! I had to mark my whole account as nsfw to post the last comic, so I might as well lean into it, lol.
I'm at ~10k followers right now, so these are the new milestones:
15k: dick (final form)
17k: I'll draw myself as a furry???
20k: mpreg or something (I'll take a vote)
30k: full nude real life pictorial for @VanityFair (I didn't run Vanity Fair but I assume they'll be into it)
So again, thank you! I can't believe I get to draw comics for a living, and it wouldn't be possible without y'all. Also I have a 7-page horror comic coming later tonight which I've been working on all week! Sneak preview:
Here's a thread of what I think the cast of The Office smells like:
Jim smells like original scent Old Spice. He thinks it's a classic choice, but it belies his mundane personality and fear of failure. If it's date night, he'll spritz on some Giorgio Armani Acqua Di Gio cologne he bought at Walgreens.
Michael's identity was stolen because he bought Drakkar Noir off of Temu. He also sprays way too much of it, but he refuses to stop using it. Something about pheromones. He keeps saying the word pheromones.