(1/2) I had a dream. I was a reporter in the latest presser and I got called on. I said: "Mr. President- many Americans don't believe you speak truthfully. Perhaps if you provided access to your grades, medical history, and tax returns, they'd feel differently." (continued)
(2/2) "Even if these items show you're a scholastic moron, deeply in debt, and capable of dropping dead at any minute - first off, very few will be surprised and second, at least you'll prove you can be honest." Then I woke up, so I don't know what happened next. Sorry.
