Since the world is in lockdown mode, I’m making use of this opportunity to acquire additional monetizable skills. Don't be one of those wannabe eSports wankers who grind 24/7 to make sub-minimum wage returns.
Unless you have a chance of representing your country abroad or earning USD 4-digit worth prizes, don’t even bother.
Anyone who harbors delusions of grandeur of turning 'pro' in a shit-tier competitive scene is just a beta cuck. Some of my younger friends fall into this trap, sad to say.
I am in a better position to speak about this than most people. Even though I have been sponsored to travel abroad to compete in eSports tourneys, the prizes that I've won (~USD10K) is still chump change compared to what I make in a month. I'm glad that I have monetizable skills.
Exhibit A: The Taiwan Excellence Esports Cup 2019 with a mouth-watering $2K prize pool. liquipedia.net/counterstrike/…. Even I have won more than this from a single tourney LMAO.
Who the fuck are these people? They don’t even have a profile page. Sad that I can’t take a dump on these clowns on Twitter. At least my alias can be found here #flex - esportsearnings.com.
Exhibit B: Behold the Smash Bros SG community - The greatest conglomeration of incels in the history of man. Look at these bunch of fuckwits sinking hundreds of hours for chump change in a shit-tier league that generates less than 50 views per video. Utterly pathetic.
I feel sorry for the cucks who actually grind for a place in a meaningless infographic. Who gives a fuck about being ranked in a mickey mouse league when you can’t even make a USD 4 digit return?
But money is not the be all-end-all you say! Fine. Let's take a look at user engagement and audience size : 36 retweets and 125 likes. Let me get this straight - No money, no audience. Why do you even bother?
It gets better. Some of these incels are so defined by their ‘Smash’ identity that it appears in their Twitter profiles. What kind of loser names himself @poiramee1?
Come to think of it, it sort of makes sense. No monetizable skills. Check. Probably flunked his SATs. Check. Ugly as fuck. Check. Trailer park trash. Check. But but but but...I appeared in an infographic. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Well done.
If there’s any consolation, it’s that dogshit can be useful - as fertilizer. Give yourself a pat on the back weeb cuck. Good luck monetizing those kindergarten drawings. With a face like this, I’d be jacking off to cartoons as well. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 
@Thunder_Armads If coming out of the closet is one of your crowning achievements, it really says a lot about your lack of real-life success. Thank God this beta cuck won’t be passing down his butt ugly and dogshit genes to future generations.
If you look like an incel nerd but are too dumb to get into a proper university, elevate your self-esteem by bragging about your 13th place on a mickey mouse PR in your Twitter profile @_Kora_SG. Hear that? It’s the sound of no one giving a fuck.
Tl;dr of this sad community - an ugly circle jerk of losers who feel proud about their illusory achievements.
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