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Tampons.

Immediately necessary. Immediately essential. Immediately accompanied by a decent Sauv blanc and some chocolate.

<sorted>

<think smart>
You can buy anything if you put tampons in your basket!

Is a cheeseboard an essential purchase, Ma’am?

<confused look>
I will say: there probably is a maximum amount of tampons this single female household generally needs to get by.

It is smaller a number than the bottles of Sauvignon Blanc. 🤪
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Dr Emma Hilton
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OH FUCK OFF.
I swear. I am unfollowing anyone who thinks this is the right time to make a cheap and boring political point.
Let’s get through the next couple of weeks, huh?

Then we can resume hostilities.

But mostly, remember, this is now just being safe, all of us.
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Dr Emma Hilton
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Ok, I need (virtual) hugs. I’ve just left people who have been ‘my people’ for fifteen years. We don’t know when we will see each other again.
Science doesn’t always give you a work:life balance.

It’s always gives you a massive group of lovely humans who spend their time trying to make you better and good and clever.
We are going to still try to be scientists.

One of us took home a monitor, FFS.
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Sport is about safety, fairness and inclusion, but it is not possible to "balance" all of them. It is impossible to trade them off against each other.

How much less safety is worth a little more inclusion? How much harm for how many newly-included people?
Who do we ask take on those harms? How do we justify potentially endangering people when the benefit is to others?
Inclusion despite the potential for extreme unfairness or extreme danger is why we have advocates logically forced into defending the inclusion of a 12 month T-suppressed 6'6'' 17st hulk of male in female boxing.
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