Thread by @Sillyshib

Sing to Backstreet Boys, ‘I want it that way’

My roots,a foot long
My style, is long gone
Believe, I’m not wrong
I want a salon

The state,that I’m in
Got hair,on my chin
Believe,I’m not wrong
I need a salon

1.

Tell me why?
I look a total,scruffy mess
Tell me why?
I look like I am past my best
Tell me why?
Please listen ‘cos I am not wrong
I want a salon

2.

You are a liar
You can’t desire
My brows are so long
I need a salon

3.

Tell me why?
Grey roots which cannot be the best
Tell me why?
Though I might have world class breasts
Tell me why?
My nails are like talons
I need a salon

4.