A thread.
Recent calls for the government to force landlords to lower house rent reminded me of the famous story of a boiling frog.
I am sure you've heard it before.
One day, two frogs decided to find out what was in the two pots he had placed on stoves.
One of the pots contained boiling water but the other one had cold water.
His skin was badly scalded, but he survived.
COLD FROG got into the pot containing cold water.
It felt like river water, so he decided to stay.
As the water became warmer, his body adjusted, and the sensation felt even more soothing.
However, at 75 degrees, the pain became unbearable. His skin started peeling out, and he became weak and dizzy.
At 85 degrees, COLD FROG turned to the farmer and asked him to turn off the stove. However, his voice was so weak the farmer did not hear him.
When the water started boiling, he resigned himself to the inevitable.
It is like moving frogs from a river to cooking pots.
Cooking pot water might resemble river water, but the two are not the same.
They might, therefore, react the way HOT FROG did: jump out immediately.
They might seek cheaper accommodation or move to rural homes.
If he was in their shoes, he would probably argue that cold water is similar to river water, so he doesn't any need to adjust his lifestyle.
He survives in river water, so he can also survive in pot water.
He thinks current economic problems are temporary, so things will soon get back to normal.
After all, he was not fired. The company only asked him to take unpaid leave.
He spends his day switching between watching movies and drinking beer, but the part he enjoys most is not having to go to work.
He calls it freedom.
He is sure he will repay the loan when he returns to work - in a few weeks.
He uses his car logbook to get a loan from the local shylock.
He uses part of the loan to pay rent.
The loan must be repaid by the end of the month, but that is not a problem.
By that time, he will have resumed work; and his salary is enough to cover the loan.
COLD FROG visits HOT FROG in his new home.
He has built a small mabati house on a plot he bought a few years ago. It has no power, but he says he's glad he doesn't pay rent.
COLD FROG says he can't live in such a house.
What would his friends say?
COLD FROG uses the balance from his shylock loan to pay rent.
Immediately, the mobile loan app calls to demand payment.
He promises to repay when he resumes work - "in the next few weeks."
The landlord calls demanding rent, but COLD FROG doesn't have.
However, the landlord agrees to allow him to pay rent for both months at 80 degrees.
The mobile phone app calls - if he doesn't pay, they'll report him to CRB.
Friend gives him phone number of an organization claiming to help tenants with rent problems.
They tell him the government will soon order landlords of their members not to charge rent.
Registration is 5K - send by MPesa.
He borrows 5K from girlfriend and sends.
Shylock calls - he will sell COLD FROG's car if he does not pay up.
Mobile phone app calls - we are giving you one more chance to pay up.
Landlord threatens to lock the house if he doesn't pay the outstanding rent.
COLD FROG calls the tenant support organization he had sent 5K, but their phone is off.
They had told him not to pay rent, but now he has no option but to talk to the landlord.
Landlord accepts COLD FROG's offer to pay rent for three months at 90 degrees.
landlord locks COLD FROG's house and disconnects water and electricity; but COLD FROG breaks in and resumes occupancy.
Shylock calls - he has found a buyer for the car.
Mobile phone app calls - one more warning.
COLD FROG passes by office.
He finds a THIS COMPANY IS PERMANENTLY CLOSED sign at the door.
Back at home, his house is empty - landlord has auctioned his stuff.
Shylock calls - he has sold the car.
Mobile phone app calls.
He tells them: "Fanyeni chenye mnataka."