Ban gaya toh product,
Nahin bana toh feature.
Nahin bana toh feature.
Paid hua toh monetization strategy,
Free hua toh user acquisition.
Free hua toh user acquisition.
Funding mili toh startup,
Na mili toh weekend project.
Na mili toh weekend project.
Termsheet aaya toh VC round,
Humne bheja toh Angel.
Humne bheja toh Angel.
Salary Maanga toh Employee,
Nahin Maanga toh cofounder.
Nahin Maanga toh cofounder.
Cash mila toh acquisition,
Equity mila toh soft landing.
Equity mila toh soft landing.
Pay Kiya toh SaaS plan,
Nahin Kiya toh enterprise pilot.
Nahin Kiya toh enterprise pilot.
Taareef mili toh I am UX expert,
Nahin mili toh I dont do UI.
Nahin mili toh I dont do UI.
Salary kaata toh asshole,
Nahin kaata toh Lucky ass just got funded.
Nahin kaata toh Lucky ass just got funded.
CFO sign kare toh sales agreement,
Product Guy kare toh Letter of Intent.
Product Guy kare toh Letter of Intent.
Blog likha toh bole Your product must do your marketing,
Nahin likha toh You need to tell a story bro.
Nahin likha toh You need to tell a story bro.
