Well, there goes sleeping.
This is a nightmare 😢
Goodnight Kimi, you were a good boy. 😿
Or maybe there'll be a happy ending where he just turns up, fixes the dishwasher, and curls up on the bed like nothing happened.
Of course, if he doesn't make it through the night, I'll never forgive myself for not finding him yesterday. Fuck.
It's a big tree, difficult to access, and the ground is unstable. Definitely a job for professionals.
I've resumed just standing to the side and… tweeting.
Or maybe this is just it now. I have two cats, but one of them lives in a tree.
But, there's another black cat the other side of the door.
I pop him down, fill his bowl with biscuits. He eats like three, then strolls back to the door, wanting out again. HAHA FUCK NO
"What? Fuck off. Are you sure?"
Then he starts purring. Kimi purrs like a shredder eating teaspoons.
"Yep that's Kimi"
(He prefers biscuits, but we all figured he needed moisture more urgently, having not had any for 5 days)
Also, huge thanks to my colleagues who've been totally understanding as I've shifted meetings, and not exactly been working 100%.