Thread by @Stewart___O

Hello! Kamusta ka na ngayon? Kamusta na ang hindi OA at matalino mong presidente?

https://twitter.com/deonilat/status/1223148570628456448

Hello! Sinong bobo ngayon?

https://twitter.com/cybergeek1982/status/1223162664853102593

Oh, kamusta na? WHO you ka ngayon.

https://twitter.com/jaype_007/status/1223173584622845952

Eh kung nakinig kayo sa gaga dati, eh di walang problema ngayon.

If only you bought into her shit before ano? Kamusta na?

https://twitter.com/princess_annemw/status/1223144500589101057

Sorry, you were saying?

https://twitter.com/callmemisterbee/status/1223099789497159681

Kung nakinig lang sana tayo sa bobo no?

https://twitter.com/dredmarks/status/1223118800930758657

Grabe talaga si bida-bidang Leni ano?

Oops. Aba’y tama pala sya!

https://twitter.com/pinksunicahija/status/1223196888385507328

I followed your advice and did my research. Guess what my research says, tama si Leni.

How’s your busy president? Looks like he’s been managing this crisis well ah. More than 5k cases and counting.

https://twitter.com/pinksunicahija/status/1223414521584177160

Kamusta naman tayo sa mga panahong ‘to? Sarap ba ng lugaw?

https://twitter.com/vjm0906/status/1223236659287707648

Well....

https://twitter.com/franckylime/status/1223229894458368000

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

CHinA alrEadY tOoK MeaSurEs tO tRy and StoP the SPReAd of ThE #COronAvIRus

Hello. Kung nakinig lang si Digong sa nagmamarunong dati no?

https://twitter.com/clapicusrein2/status/1222881144116432896

Flashback to Feb 3 when some people blamed media and the opposition for “fanning hysteria, panic and fear.”

Kamusta na po tayo ngayon?

https://twitter.com/reyna_elena/status/1224107970067341312