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This evening, we gather here humbled by the memories of those men & women who gave up after MTN cut off free Twitter. However we welcome all who left Facebook to dwell on this blue app of ours.
There are times when we have fallen short, there are times when we have...#SOBTA2020
... made mistakes but we remain unwavering in our determination to build a society that is free & equal and for that reason advovo was cancelled and i was elected.
It is you, the people of Black Twitter, who carry this burden, confronted by rude celebrities... #SOBTA2020
... Catfish accounts, porn accounts, Helbal life distributers, Burna Boy and forex traders and makes you unable unable to realise your true potential. #SOBTA2020
We have watched Comrade Daniel build off from the publics intellect by stealing even grammatical errors. Currently as we stand we are facing a Lockdown and Bushiri chose to leave the country. I assure you comrades as black Twitter his return will be boycotted. #SOBTA2020
I see advovo stepping into the room, can security please escort him outside and sanatise his Kick & Bhobozas. Let us procede comrades.
Before we proceed, please note there's an after party #KwaJoe after this session.
Proceesing Comrades, I have chosen my Cabinet of 10 ministers and will give you the opportunity to nominate the remaining ministers because I believe in democracy which i will present tomorrow at #RipAdvovo farewell party. My hand picked cabinet is the following:
#SOBTA2020
@TakaTina1 Deputy President
@uLerato_pillay Minister of International relations & Foreign Affairs
@Fitzamaswazi minister of health and fitness
@ShadayaKnight Minister of gender equality
Who is coughing & sneezing there at the back!!?
@CeegaWaMeropa1 Minister of groove
@Nthapeleng__ Minister of small businesses and agriculture
@MasekoValencia minister of spiritual growth, faith and motivation
@Tumi_Seeco Minister of Twerkathons.
I hear @SciTheComedist is the New public protector
I have just been hinted that Simom from #DateMyFamilly is going to be giving us the closing prayer. He will also be taking orders for comrades wishing to order those 2 pieces.
In closing Comrades i would like to thank you for your participation and attendance, we will now be heading to #KwaJoe for the after party. I thank you all. #SOBTA2020
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