“There’s this potion, it’s a very magical thing, Love Potion #9, which is used for Love and it’s the top thing in terms of potions, they made eight Love Potions not so good, but #9, tremendous, and I would like you to ask the MEDICAL doctors if this could work on the corona.” 
“They call it the mash. It’s a monster mash. The monster mash. It’s a graveyard smash. Perhaps the mash can kill this monster, which is invisible, like the Invisible Man, who is a monster. You put the mash in maybe the lung. I say maybe it can, maybe it can’t. I’m not a doctor.”
“This treatment—I call it a treatment, is strongly effective on certain...things—you know the things. You drink a Whiskey drink you drink a Vodka drink, drink a Lager drink, you drink a Cider drink. You get knocked down, you get up again. Nothing gonna keep you down. Tremendous.”
"I was feeling. SO bad. I asked my family doctor—a very substantial guy named Jim—I asked him, just what I had, I said 'doctor' (doctor—I call him doctor in the sense of medical) I said 'Mister MD, can you tell me what's ailing me?' He said, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..."
"If you're cohabitating and are consenting adults, it certainly won't hurt anything, and it might even be fun, but no, there are no prophylactic effects to it, and if your loved one has shown symptoms of Covid19, do not, under any circumstances, give them 'good love.'"
It's a cup. A lovin' cup. They say you only need one drink from it, and it's incredible, the effects that the science is seeing is very tremendous and strong from the standpoint of medical. Just one drink. Just one drink from the lovin' cup. And then there's a beautiful buzz."
"Blood sugar sucker fish in my dish—how many pieces do you wish? Step into a heaven where I keep it on the soul side. Blood sugar, baby, it's magik. You have it. You have it. Sex magik, sex magik."
"Touch the hem of my garment and it will heal you."
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything."
"I am the lizard king. I can do anything."
"MR. DOJO RISIN"
"MR. DOJO RISIN"
"MR. DOJO RISIN"
"MR. DOJO RISIN"
"MR. DOJO RISIN"
"MR. DOJO RISIN"
"MR. DOJO RISIN"
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ads on fire off the shoulder of Orin Hatch. I watched C-SPAN glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in bleach. Time to die.”
