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Star Wars Characters and how they make their coffee: a thread

Obi Wan makes French press coffee and gently uses just the weight of his hand to lower the filter, so that the sediment isn’t overly disturbed and the acidity is controlled.
Kylo Ren uses an Aeropress because like, come on, just LOOK AT IT
Rey only drinks gas station coffee with hazelnut creamer and she does not understand why everyone is all up in arms about it
Poe Dameron uses a Chemex.

He has broken four of them this year alone but refuses to switch methods because he likes coffee preparation methods that wear a little scarf
Rose Tico uses a Moka pot because it’s so cute, and she can carry it around in her rucksack moving from camp to camp.
Vader likes it when things coordinate.
Padmé uses a Japanese cold brew coffee system that her mother gave her because it’s as much art as it is a method of preparation.
Armitage Hux thinks coffee is for the weak.

He leaves his tea bags in the entire time he’s drinking it so that it gets all bitter and full of tannins.
BB8 just cuts to the chase
Finn has a keurig because Jesus Christ not every thing has to be a beautiful tea ceremony in the morning for crying out loud he just wants a nice cup of coffee to go thank you very much
He just— I mean the beans are technically “cooked” if you squint
Han Solo makes cold brew concentrate in a 5 gallon jug and he does NOT dilute it
Leia Organa is fueled entirely by a passion for global democracy and needs no additional stimulants
R2D2 shows up ten minutes late with the iced latte that is the reason he’s late and he doesn’t even try and hide it
Luke makes matcha tea with the whisk and everything.
Ben Solo is going through a lot and recently had to switch to decaf 😞
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