Hear about the guy who saw his neighbor's house burning, 5 houses down, but didn't warn his family?
No, he said "It'll be out soon, by April, like a miracle." He didn't call the fire dept. until half of his house was burned down.
He wanted praise for this.
TRUE STORY.
No, he said "It'll be out soon, by April, like a miracle." He didn't call the fire dept. until half of his house was burned down.
He wanted praise for this.
TRUE STORY.
His neighbor, Mr. Ghyna, tried to warn him. He said this fire is out of control.
But the guy was busy tweeting, and telling his friends how great he was. All of his friends, wearing red hats, agreed with him.
A bunch of people died in his house, but he was mad at me media.
But the guy was busy tweeting, and telling his friends how great he was. All of his friends, wearing red hats, agreed with him.
A bunch of people died in his house, but he was mad at me media.
He was also, for some stupid reason, in charge of the water supply that would help put out the fire.
But he was pissed at some of the people in that house, so he said he'd only increase the water pressure if they were nice to him.
He was a real scumbag.
But he was pissed at some of the people in that house, so he said he'd only increase the water pressure if they were nice to him.
He was a real scumbag.
So, all the folks in the neighborhood, who were upset about all the people who had died, and all of the losses of property, got together and decided he shouldn't be in charge of the water or ANYTHING anymore.
By next April, that fucker was in jail.
THE END.
By next April, that fucker was in jail.
THE END.
