Drookit (sopping wet)
“Yer breeks are aw drookit, sataboot?”
“Your trousers are sopping wet, what’s all that about?”
“Am cuttin aboot getting the messages but it’s hoachin”
“I’m walking around doing the shopping but it’s too busy”
“Lockdoon has awbody scunnered”
“Lockdown has everyone bored”
“Ah took a keek oot the windae an saw a sleekit fox cuttin aboot by the tattyboggle”
“I took a look out the window and saw a sly fox hanging around the scarecrow”
“Pence looks aw glaikit while Trump’s haverin’ on”
“Pence looks thoughtless while Trump talks nonsense”
“Haud on, ah huvnae got ma neeps frae Daisy Mae”
“Wait, I haven’t got my turnips from Daisy Mae”
“The wean clyped on him tae the teacher”
“The kid snitched him out to the teacher”
“Am heidin oot fae a dauner”
“I’m going out for a walk”
“He gets awfy crabbit”
“He has a very bad temper”
“Weather’s awfy dreich int it?”
“The weather is miserable isn’t it?”
“Scooshy cream is braw”
“I love whipped cream (the kind you spray from a can)”
“Gie it laldy!”
“Give it all you’ve got!” or “Break a leg!”
“That’s fuckin bowfin” (can also be “hummin”)
“That smells fucking awful”
“The bairn’s haein a wee blether wae the dug”
“The baby’s having a chat with the dog”
“Tha gies me the boke”
“That makes me want to throw up”
“Yer lookin peely wally”
“You look pale”
“Haun me a jam piece”
“Hand me a jam sandwich”
“Mon, yer wean’s greetin”
“Come, your kid’s crying”
Bahooky (butt, ass)
Shoogle (shake)
Shoogly (wobbly)
Feart (afraid) “am no feart”
Wheesht (be quiet)
Cry (call, as in “what are they called?”)
Skelp (hit, slap)
Stour (dust)
Ken (know) - “ah dinnae ken”
Umnae (am not)
Dae(do)
Dinnae (don’t)
Didnae (didn’t)
Willnae (will not)
Widnae (would not)
Mair (more)
Hae (have)
Hame (home)
Yin (one as in “a good one”)
Obviously noo, aboot, toon etc. Congrats, you now have enough knowledge to do an impression that isn’t och aye the noo
Flitting (moving house)