Assistant to @POTUS Hope Hicks: "Hi there, it's Hope."
White House Reporter [NAME REDACTED]: "Hi, Hope."
Hope: "Listen, on very deep background--I advised against this Lincoln Memorial thing. But you know how it is. Kellyanne gets these ideas..."
Assistant to @POTUS Kellyanne Conway: "Hey, Kellyanne here."
White House Reporter [NAME REDACTED]: "Oh. Hi."
Kellyanne: "You can attribute this to a person very close to Trump. He's fuming. He says he wished he'd listened to Kellyanne instead of Jared..."
Assistant to @POTUS Ivanka Trump: "It is Ivanka."
White House Reporter [NAME REDACTED]: "Oh."
Ivanka: "Attribution: a most highly informed person. The president says his staff are "losers" lacking "worldly experience." He only trusts Jared and Ivanka..."