Honest biographies
1. Javed Akhtar - A religious communist, politically biased apolitical activist, inarticulate speaker, retired poet and Indian idol judge. Tweets about politics and society and abuses everyone who doesn’t agree with him. Hates grammar and common sense.
1. Javed Akhtar - A religious communist, politically biased apolitical activist, inarticulate speaker, retired poet and Indian idol judge. Tweets about politics and society and abuses everyone who doesn’t agree with him. Hates grammar and common sense.
2. Barkha Dutt:
Retired journalist who still thinks she is one. Advocate of Pakistan is a good nation theory, loves revealing soldier positions and being parts of tapes. Fired twice. Now runs a news channel from a Scooty and claims to have done the most in-depth reporting.
Retired journalist who still thinks she is one. Advocate of Pakistan is a good nation theory, loves revealing soldier positions and being parts of tapes. Fired twice. Now runs a news channel from a Scooty and claims to have done the most in-depth reporting.
3. Prashant Bhushan: A human version of a shoddy public interest litigation. 5 blocks lefter than Karl Marx, loves getting hammered by Courts. Failed politician who still runs a failed party with his failed comrade. Blames the world for his misfortunes, hates almost everything.
4. Ravish Kumar - Self proclaimed top journalist of the country, Magsaysay award winning bullshitter who speaks extensively about caste. A crybaby who switches off TV when cornered. Possibly the most cynical man around, pukes all over Facebook after being shooed from Twitter.
5. Rajdeep Sardesai: Stopped growing after 2002. Hates the Sun, oranges, and inners of papayas, loves guavas and green mangoes. A pro-boxer, failed cricketer and part time journalist. Doesn’t mind getting humiliated, smiles when angry. Also called the Mawali of Madison
