*scream crying into mic* This. Here. Beautiful. Country. Was. Founded. On. Two. Unwavering principl—SHUT UP MOM I’M RECORDING—GOD! Two. Principles. Consumer kitchen appliances. And dirty filthy hands. But NOW 
I went to a bakery and there were strict orders against farting on the bread and when I attempted to fart on some pumpernickel I was sternly rebuked so I understand at a core level what Todd has been going through here like is this even America? AND I never got my bread.
A good writer intentionally embeds extremely clever obscure wordplay into their work to demonstrate their mastery and craft.
A great writer does it accidentally and then takes credit for it anyway.
A great writer does it accidentally and then takes credit for it anyway.
