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There have been many tweets about Trump's lies.

But I have not yet seen any about the lies in his solicitation emails.

For some reason, I'm on his email database. I am not even American and I do not live in the US.

Yet, I am told, in relation to some stupid competition for a Trump photo (no less):

"We’re only accepting 1,000 entries, but because you’re one of President Trump’s BEST supporters, we’re holding a spot open for you for 1 HOUR."
If I'm one of his best supporters, he's toast in November. Good riddance.

BTW, every email has a similar lie.

How dumb are his supporters?
And I've received another email this morning. More lies, but scary too.

"This email is FOR PATRIOTS ONLY.

"You’ve been identified as one of President Trump’s fiercest and most loyal defenders, and according to your donor file, you’d make an excellent addition to the Trump Army."

Remember - I am not American, I don't live in America and I've never contributed a penny to his campaign.

But it gets worse. This is a blatant callout to his armed base.

"The President wants YOU and every other member of our exclusive Trump Army to have something to identify yourselves with, and to let everyone know that YOU are the President’s first line of defense when it comes to fighting off the Liberal MOB."

And offers to send me this military-themed hat:
This is what America can expect when Trump loses in November.
Just went back to my trash to find this one where I am called a TOP supporter

"There are a limited number of open spots on our Life Member Roster, but because you’re one of my TOP supporters, I’ve requested that YOUR invitation be made a priority."
In honor of Memorial Day tomorrow, I thought I’d continue my thread on Trump fundraising emails by reviewing those I have received this week.

This week (starting last Monday), I have received 28 Trump fundraising/promotional emails:
Mon – 4
Tues – 5
Wed – 2
Thur – 4
Fri – 5
Sat – 5
Sun – 3 (so far!)

Content is, as always, excruciatingly painful. But one today, praising Hillary for raising money for Biden, seemed just weird:

“[Hillary Clinton] broke a record for a single event without Biden in attendance…”
- POLITICO, May 20, 2020

One yesterday promoted the nonsense of OBAMAGATE.

It says:

"The President trusts what you think, Derek, which is why he’s asked us personally to reach out to you and get your thoughts on how he should proceed with handling the greatest HOAX of all time."

Personally! WOW!

Another, in connection with some stupid certificate, says:

"My team just showed me the winning Trump Executive Membership Certificate that was voted on by the American People. It comes as no surprise that you picked the same one I did, Derek."

Of course, I didn’t pick!

But here it is!
I’m told by Laura Trump that I get Trump merch at a discount for Memorial Day because she's "reaching out because President Trump has activated an exclusive discount for his most loyal supporters, like YOU".

WOW. DOUBLE WOW! His most loyal supporters, LIKE ME.

Is he running against Obama?

"Obama is the most corrupt and incompetent president in United States history."


You’ve never let me down before, and I know you won’t start now. I expect to see your name on the list, Derek.

Would even his supports think that this is true:

"I’ve only selected 100 Patriots in the entire Nation to join this prestigious club, and YOU are one of them."

(Remember I’m not even American, don't live in the US and have never donated to his campaign).

Here's my favourite #omfg moment:

"For the first time EVER, we have launched Official Trump Coloring Books."

I assume it is Trump's favourite and only book.


I may not get one though:

"Since you’re one of President Trump’s top supporters, we’ve reserved one just for you. We can only hold your order for THREE HOURS before we will be forced to release it to someone on our waiting list."

Sadly I missed the deadline.

That just covers the last four days.

I do not have the energy to even read the others.


PS - I had to miss out the offer of a Regan/Trump coin set. Wasn't going to mention it because my order is in 😂. I did, sadly, miss the coloring book.

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