"Once this amnesty is granted it will never be taken away...Democrats will win every Presidential Election for the rest of your life, the rest of your children's lives, the rest of your grandchildren's lives."
"American health care workers laid off, now they could be replaced by foreigners willing to work for less. We don't have to guess if that that could happen, it's happened throughout American industries."
"There is the long section in this legislation about drugs. The bill is strongly in favor of drugs, probably because when you're high you're less likely to think or worry about what else is in the bill."-@TuckerCarlson
"This bill, believe or not, also contains a prison break provision. It's like a Saturday Night Live sketch. This bill would order the release of every federal prisoner who has asthma, diabetes or is over 50 years of age."
"This bill, the 'Heroes Act', would also help a very different kind of hero. It would make lobbying shops in Washington D.C. eligible for small business loans from the federal government. In this bill lobbyists are heroes, can't leave them out. Who wrote this thing?"