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I sympathise: still haven't fully recovered from the mental (more than physical) trauma of having to perform home dental surgery, using medium-grade sandpaper from the DIY toolbox, after I broke a tooth in half, right at the start of lockdown... yukky

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Awh - very kind! I did enjoy doing Smeagol impressions for a couple of days, but eventually, the lacerated tongue and bloody mouth drove me to conclude that rapid-erosion treatment was probably better. Yet the bad memory (grate, grate, grate) has proven more stubborn to erase...
Of course, acting strictly under medical advice and instruction! And not Dentist Trump either: no gargling with domestos, thanks very much
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Good to laugh at post-truth populists. But as myself & incomparable @CR_OBrien wrote of their Brexit tactics: goal isn't to convince anyone to *believe* their lies; it's to make people feel there is no such thing as "truth" anymore = even more dangerous

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Today's antics fit that bill perfectly. Cummings tells obvious pack of lies. Johnson says it's all perfectly plausible. Tory minions bleat that it's a media witchhunt. Reality is made to feel blurry. Facts are less important than feelings. "They're all as bad as each other."
Subjectivising fact and evidence, blurring the boundary between truth and lies, making the population cynical and disengaged: that's how the Trumps, Orbans, Bolsonaros and Johnsons wield their power. It's good for a laugh. But it's also a serious threat to our liberal democracy.
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I've been to lovely Barnard Castle many times and can't think of a better place to visit if I want to test whether I'm fit to drive: winding country roads, single lane bridges, busy high street, dispensable locals, extra points for child in tow - proper Krypton Factor stuff...
But just by coincidence, it's also great for a relaxing day out with family or friends - pretty old centre, amazing Bowes Museum, great half-ruined castle, impressive river views... oh... EXCEPT DURING THE LOCKDOWN WHEN YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO BLOODY GO.
Though possibly more amusing than Cummings' Mea No-waya Culpa? All the brainwashed rightwing numpties falling over themselves to crown his innocent head with a garland of bluebells picked from daddy's woodland estate while denouncing elitist-lefties for their fake-news witchhunt.
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UK proposals for implementing Protocol on Ireland / Northern Ireland deserve detailed scrutiny. No doubt the Commission will soon oblige! Below = some first thoughts from me (moving from the general to the specific) pending more critical reading & cross-checking:
1) UK redefines purpose of Protocol in selective & self-serving manner. Apparently main purpose = to protect UK customs territory & UK internal market. Really? That only emerged under Johnson. Before, main purposes = to prevent hard border, safeguard peace & protect EU market
2) Moreover, UK provides own definition of what a “customs territory” actually means (as opposed to an “international border” apparently) – basically just making stuff up & then claiming that that’s the basis on which the Protocol *must* now be interpreted and applied. Oh really?
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