Thread by @TheHustle

Alarm clocks are maybe the only device that make you mad in both scenarios, whether they work or not.

#showerthoughts 1/5

Getting a hair stuck in your mouth has to be a million times more gross when you’re bald.

#showerthoughts 2/5

Bee hives, ant hills, termite mounds, etc are all considered nature, yet we don't consider cities and houses part of nature. It's animals building houses out of obtained resources, just like us.

#showerthoughts 3/5

The world's smallest sandwich would just be a protein between two carbohydrate molecules.

#showerthoughts 4/5

For something that is 70 percent water, humans have very poor fire resistance.

#showerthoughts 5/5