Here they come, the Brexitists in their usual state of fury... Let me spare you the effort, dearhearts, by anticipating a few of your standard heckles:
1) "bumboy" - as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland would say
1) "bumboy" - as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland would say
2) "EU funded traitor" - well, if you want to know what I spend all my non-existent funding on, please see 1) above
3) "ivory tower academic" - because if you want to know about constitutional law, do make sure you don't ask a constitutional lawyer..
New favourite 4) "is this really the time to criticise?" I didn't vote leave. Or Johnson. Or spout tripe after latest EU-UK talks. Or rule out extension & plan Brucey-bonus no deal disaster. Come on, Brexitists: don't let a nobody like me (as you're fond of saying) spoil your fun
Though weirdest of all 5) "stop trying to stop Brexit!"... 'fraid so: some of the very little-est lambs don't even realise their beloved Brexit already happened. Easy to miss, I suppose, when you're still fighting the Norman invasion amid rumours of some Spanish Armada...
