Thread by @Scarletjersey

BREAKING: 'What Movie Are We Watching' Fans.

I found a CIA/NSA bug in my FR this morning & I've taken drastic measures to ensure the integrity of the game.

New rule: You must DM me with your guesses rather than a reply. This stops cyber snoopers and unmasking of the movie title

11:34 am : Now that I've removed the NSA bug from my house, I'm already thinking about what movie I will watch that stump players.

#NoMercy

3 hours till 'What Movie Are We Watching' and I've entered the crib of movies to find the perfect flick to stump everybody.

Choices. Choices.

40 minutes: till 👇

'What Movie Are We Watching'

10 minutes bf you try to speed skate aroung me for gold

Get the popcorn.

‘What Movie Are We Watching’

‘What Movie Are We Watching’?

As a reminder of new rules, you DM me your guess only and I’ll respond with a GiF if you’re wrong. If you are right, I will coninue to say so in a DM.

GL

Clue 1: I’m in a bank

Go

Clue 2: credit report

Clue 3: Simon

Clue 4: combined income ... bling bling baby

Clue 5: I quit my job

Clue 6: I’m redoing my vows

Clue7: Did you tell your father I’m white?

Tik tok... I’m waiting for guesses

Clue 8: my dad thinks my bf is the cab driver not me.

Her dad

Clue 9: You can call me Marilyn

Clue 10: Simon you play any sports?

Clue 11: I lied and told her father that I drove Nascar. I shoukd have gone with hockey

Clue 12: Percy caught me in my girls nighty on the bed with her and is taking me to a hotel bc we cannot exceed the testosterone level in the house

Clue 13: we’re on way to hotel and Percy puts on all these black and white songs.

Not one guess. Removing that bug did the trick. You surrender?

Clue 14: Ebony Ivory, living in perfect harmony

Clue15: Son I knew I was kicking you out 24 yrs ago when they told me it was a girl.

Clue 16: At dinner and they ask how long we’ve been togeter. Theresa counts from the day they met and I count from the day we ________

Oops

Clue 17: Pitty clue. Simon is the same actor in the Guardian.

Clue 18: Her father and simon spooned in the basement bc he doesn’t want his daughter violated 😭

This is a comedy folks.

Clue 19: Her father is about to take me Gocart racing and if I beat him, he’ll give me a loan.

Your gonna buy this movie after this right?

Clue 20: Percy just asked me how many cylinders in a Nascar. I said 6.

Clue 21: Sympathy clue. Percy is Bernie Mack

Clue 22: We’re at the dinner table and Simon gets roped into telling black jokes

Clue 23: what do you call one black man being chased by white men?

A: The PGA Tour. Tiger Woods.

Clue24: Marylin wants to do the Tango for our 25 th wedding anniversary party

Comment if you want another dead giveaway clue

Clue 25: Percy spied on Simon and found out I dont work at JP Oliver anymore.

Clue 26: Marilyn and Teresa walked on on us. Its all downhill from here.

We’re running out of movie

Clue 27: Girl, Mr. Person Jones is felling the pain now

Clue 28: Simon is Ashton Kutcher

Clue 29: Simon teaches Percy the Tango.

You’re not holding your fame. Its a structured dance.

Clue 30: Percy and Smin go to get tge girls and Percy stole Simon’s I’m sorry speech.

Autocorrect is killing me

Clue 31: Theresa just broke off the engagement with Simon

Clue 32: Percy figued out why Sinon quit JP Oliver. The boss was racist. Percy going to get Simon at train station.

Clue 33: every man choices his destiny. Time to go to the anniversary party. Final scene sequence.

Clue 34: Percy sings Lou Rawls sp? You’ll Never Find Another Man Like Me

^ love like mine

Clue 35: and que the music. The end

Medal round to an obviously brutal challenge. For correctly answering ‘ Guess Who’

Gold: @OSUViDs

Silver: @614Dbuckeyefan

There were no other guesses.

These guys are champions who refused to be slayed by the movie Gods tonight.

See you next Friday

Just bf I posting results @porkcho27325878 slide in to my DM for Bronze after crushing beers by the fire.

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