"Did you sign up for Facetok?"
"Facetok, it's new. Everyone's at school is on it."
"Oh, yeah, that. Maybe. Sure. Getting tired of Twitter."
"Here, look, it's easy, I'll help."
"In financial news today: the Federal Trade Commission has tentatively approved the acquisition of Facetok Inc. by Florida-based Lifestream Productions. The transaction is projected to net approximately $150 billion in cash and stock options."
"In legal news today: the Ninth Circuit's Judge Bradley has dismissed Doe v. Lifestream with prejudice. Plaintiffs filed suit following Lifestream's acquisition of Facetok last year, seeking to block the transfer of user data. Experts say an appeal is unlikely to succeed."
"Look at you, TV star."
"Trueman! Lilly. Makeup artists... miracle workers, right? I don't know how you manage to pull that shit off; I was convinced. Let's go out."
"You're nuts, but thanks. Someday I'll get you to lay off the pipe and give normal compliments."
"Sorry, I told you, I can't go tonight. I have to pick up the kids, then I have a late conference call, then I'm going to watch some TV. Tired. Can we go out tomorrow?"
"Okay, fine. I'll meet you here at seven and you can try to keep up this whole humble act."
"Finally. I swear, if I have to sit through one more hour of that idiot's incessant synergy-babbling after hours..."
"Can't believe she watches this trash. Trueman? This is some grim shit. Hell. Maybe I'll at least see who she thinks I look like."
"Wait, is that who..."
"What in the actual hell"
"Shit shit shit"
"But that was years a..."
"How did they..."
"No fucking way..."
"How did they get a..."
"Oh God, now they all..."