DOM: I’m not going to go. Why should I go? We only won Brexit because we faced down our enemies...
BORIS: I know, Dom... But this is different...
DOM: It isn’t different. It’s the deep state elite
DOM: You may be. I never was.
SIR MARK: Indeed. Hence our problem today
BORIS: What do I say to all those MPs who have obeyed lockdown? And who didn’t go and visits parents or children?
DOM: Bunch of patsies, the lot of them
DOM: And where does that get us? Do you think we would have won Brexit by abiding by your petty regulations and rules?
DOM: I’m not going to jump. I’ll only be pushed.
SIR MARK: If that’s the way you prefer it...
DOM: But I can take all you down with me.
BORIS: Dom....
BORIS: So what do you want?
SIR MARK: You wouldn’t be able to be involved in any official way.
DOM: Then I won’t go. You’ll have to sack me.
DOM: Boris. I know what you’re promises are like. I put them on the side of the bus. I want something credible
DOM: Don’t make me laugh.
SIR MARK: I’m sure we can work out an arrangement
BORIS: Great. I must go. Carrie’s calling from the flat.
DOM: You’ll live to regret this. You’re nothing without me, Boris
BORIS: I’m sure you’re right. Better run...
(Cummings produces a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket)
SIR MARK: What’s that?
BORIS: Looks like the last manifesto...
DOM: No, have a look
(Johnson takes the crumpled paper)
DOM: Remember writing that?
SIR MARK: What’s this? A WhatsApp message?
DOM: No, Signal. Remember writing that, Boris?
BORIS: I can’t say that I do.
DOM: You said it was okay to go to Durham
BORIS: Did I?
DOM: Yes. In black and white
DOM: If I go down, so do you.
BORIS: I was feverish. I was unwell. I think Carrie had my mobile
DOM: You’d better take the press conference today and stick by me. Or else.
(FADE TO BLACK)
NB. Any resemblance to any characters.. Purely factional.