This weekend...
'We went to Durham so the grandparents could look after our son.'
'Scratch that... the sisters, and the niece'. 1/6
'And, of course, we were in a separate property' (with occasional ABBA in the (shared?) garden). 2/6
'Scratch that... My father called the police about something unrelated (and the visit happened to come up in conversation)'. 3/6
'The rules and the guidance make an exception for... [Grant Shapps adds the words].' 4/6
'Campaigning journalists are making claims some of which are untrue. Enough already, let's move on.' 5/6
'His overriding aim was to stop the spread of the virus and save lives.'
I somehow don't think this is going to convince anyone. 6/6