It's not Ponda Baba's arm, and even the EU got it wrong. But no judgment, because we've all spent 4 decades thinking it was Ponda Baba's arm because the sleeve is the same color. I only just realized this tonight analyzing it.
In the 1976 novelization, Luke is attacked by a trio at the bar: "a large squarish monstrosity...a thing--a cross between a capybara and a small baboon...a short, grubby-looking human."
We would come to know them as Ponda Baba, Kabe the Chadra-fan, and Evazan.
In the novelization, Ben cuts off Evazan's arm and slices Ponda Baba Kabe in half. They even got as far as sculpting the carnage, tho by the final edit, Ben's response is scaled back and he only chops off someone's arm. Due to the orange sleeve, we've all assumed it was Ponda's.
Wookieepedia gets it wrong here by saying "In the final film, though, Kabe didn't accompany Baba." Watch closely, and not only will you see that Kabe is clearly with the gang, but also you'll see it was clearly Kabe who drew first, causing Wuher's panicked cry, "No blasters!"
Watch for yourself. Kabe is nearly invisible between the two of them, launching 4 decades of controversy about Aqualish limbs, suggesting it's a "goof" in the cantina that Ponda sprouts fingers, when all this time... it was the Chadra-fan all along 🤯
I did the bluray frame-by-frame. I have to take pictures with my camera, as there's no way to send shots from my TV to Twitter, but I think you'll get the idea. At least you'll know what to look for when you watch it.
First, you can see Evazan engrossed in something beside Ponda
It immediately cuts to Kabe, whose tiny arms and furry paws are clearly seen in an orange jacket just like Ponda's.
The next time they're visible, she's revealed as being between Ponda and Evazan, and as the object of Evazan's engrossed conversation.
You can even see Evazan start to reach for his cup and get distracted either by Luke's arrival or by Ponda's fixation on Luke's arrival.
And when Ponda claps a hand on Luke's shoulder, it is clearly, explicitly not the one we see on the floor later, despite the orange jacket.
You can see Kabe is clearly involved, facing Obi-Wan the same way they are, and note that while Ponda has drawn a blaster, it doesn't resemble the one we'll see on the floor. Neither does Evazan's blaster match that one.
ALSO WHAT IS THE PRAYING MANTIS?
No wonder we've all seen the scene wrong; it moves so fast. Here's Ponda's left hand with nothing in it, and Evazan's *right* hand with a blaster, moving swiftly in such a way as to make us think it might be Ponda's.
Note that Kabe is so tiny that it's impossible to pick her up on screen. It looks like Ponda and Evazan have drawn and moved to the right while she filled in the spot by the bar.
It seems like Obi-Wan made a sweeping motion to disarm--literally--the two of them, but not Evazan.
You can see the two slump back into their barstools and then both slump forward onto the floor. Evazan is apparently uninjured, but if you really listen to the moaning, it's definitely coming from more than one wounded person.
Finally, look at that blaster and the size of the arm. It's tiny. Ponda's visible blaster had a long, smooth barrel; this one is snub-nosed, and the blaster itself is barely shorter than the full arm. Kabe is the one with an orange sleeve and a furry paw, not Ponda Baba.
It looks as though both Kabe and Ponda Boba were "disarmed" by Ben, which justifies Ponda's later appearances in the EU as a one-armed or cybernetic-limbed Aqualish, although not the mistakes that give him fingers instead of flippers.
Whew. A 43-year misconception, cleared.
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I guess I figured I knew all about myself by this age, which is why a sudden epiphany feels very strange. That and it's very strange to think of myself in terms of "a person who exists in a perpetual state of pain," because I have never thought of myself that way.
A long 🧵
Let's start with the background. In April 1997, I fell off a trampoline and splintered my left humerus in twain. I hypothesize that the surgeon at the local hospital saw an unusual opportunity to practice his arthroplasty skills, as he advised my parents to accept an operation...
which installed a plate and 18 pins onto the bone to restore the break. Some 20 years later, I came to the conclusion that this was an unnecessary and even inadvisable procedure--I was only about 11.5 years old at this time and probably would have healed rapidly without implants.
Getting mellow in my old age but I guess it's true that as you age, all your qualities just become exaggerated. I always had a hard time caring what other people do. But in the last few weeks, it crystalized to me why I've spent the last 4yrs being totally over "Legends movement"
"Legends movement," for those who might not know, is the rebellion against Disney|Lucasfilm's claim that the 1976-2014 canon was never canon, hand-in-hand with their decision to reboot the Star Wars universe and start over from scratch. It was an offensive decision, no argument.
But I never was on the same page as all the other "Legends movement" people. First, because I'm never gonna embrace the Disney terminology that said canon was now "Legends" in the first place. idk why anyone goes along with it. Corporations have only the power people give to them
I wish there were magic bullets, I do. I wish the stuff that cures wasn't necessary. I know I need to do stretches and exercises and take a bunch of supplements, drink more water, eat more fiber and vegetables, cut out all sugars and refined grains, be mindful, sleep right.
But all I like to do is the bare minimum, which is see the chiropractor as often as he says, and put on braces and pop ibuprofin to get through the day, instead of digging down and doing what I can to resolve the core issue. Because it's uncomfortable and time consuming.
Results aren't instant--but what is instant is that if I stop for even one day, the results vanish. Because the essence of chronic conditions is that they're permanent. Which means the treatment has to be permanent and has to envelop every area of your entire life. Which is hard.
Regarding the actual article: literally nothing abt the health of the son/DIL is mentioned, so there is no cause for NTB to accuse them of being selfish millennials too interested in themselves to think about having children.
Cultural differences are different, but I feel like that only covers the arranged marriage part. For parents to get up and tell the world "we feel like we have nothing" just because they have no grandchild--those are parents who should NEVER meet ANY grandchildren they might have
You clearly have an intelligent, healthy, go-getter of a son, and on behalf of everybody who ever lost a child, get 🖕🏻 with your "we have nothing without a grandchild." I would love to see Judge Judy lambaste these two. And where does that outrageous monetary figure come from?
The problem with Not The Bee, which crosses the line into "dammit you make me embarrassed to be on your side sometimes" is that they 1) treat literally everything with the same outraged shock. Pedophilia? Outraged shock. People enjoying a food they never heard of? Outraged shock.
And 2) IN AN ARTICLE ABOUT PARENTS SUING A SON/DAUGHTER-IN-LAW FOR NOT HAVING KIDS, THEY ARE ON THE SIDE OF THE PARENTS. They bemoan how America is horrible for being obsessed with "love" and "relationships," and complain "make babies already"
Yeah, that's not Jesus. Just sayin'
Between constant rage-baiting by ripping on Ohio, pineapple pizza, anyone eating anything the author personally doesn't like, and the audacity some ppl have not to procreate, I've all but stopped patronizing the site. Can't imagine engaging in their sanctimonious social network.
Thread of every single #StarWars belief that is not only fundamentally integral to my canon...but has also caused some online fanboy to lose his or her mind with anger, blocking and even threatening me on occasion!
In no order whatsoever, to be added to as things occur to me.
No xenophobic empire; in fact, no widespread xenophobia of any kind at all. Utterly impossible for systemic xenophobia to exist in a population exceeding 100 quadrillion beings of 20 million races that have lived together in an area of 1 billion settled systems for 30k+ yrs
The English word "alien" not only doesn't exist, it has no analogue. Again, 20 million races have been occupying 1 billion systems for 30,000 years. "Extraterrestrial" is meaningless in that context. "Alien" and "nonhuman" are words, and concepts, for us alone on Earth.