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Conservatives lose because they have no sexual or creative energy


Its an impotent movement

Nothing sexy, no Art because conservative "values" are whitebread LARPing & there is nothing to create artistry with

Even the name is peak Loserdom, no adventure, no badassery
The Left gets protests

they get LAID and fuck afterwards

They get hot and attractive people making statements

They actually CANCEL things and ruin people, they make things happen for what they believe in

Whats the "right" do?

"But we have principles!"

Fuckingg NOTHING.
The right had DECADES when they actually had cultural power

What did you do?

Build beautiful buildings?

Subsidize arts?

Do ANYTHING that could be considered cool?

Nope. Its a bunch of squares sucking the ghost dick of Milton Friedman and Ronald Reagan

You seen the dudes that are Conservative "Youth" leaders?

Do any of them incline bench and look like they FUCK?

Hell no

Its a bunch of pencil necked dweebs

I know militant lesbians with more masculine energy and balls
Maybe they might finally lose badly enough that they decide to get HOT and AESTHETIC and develop a vision of the world that isnt a fantasy roleplay and worshipping pussified evanlegical Jesus and saying "patriot" 10,000 times

Until then, you get defeated. You deserve it.
I could have ripped on them for the unabashed racism that got completely ignored until literally that last 4 years , but that would be shooting a dead horse
Watch the ConservaBros cry in my mentions

Same dudes that wear cargo shorts with 26% bodyfat and sunglasses in their profile Pic and comment “beautiful” under some political Thotianas selfies

A list of "Conservative Values"

-Defending the military industrial prison complex
-Writing articles that only old white men read
-Evangelical grifting
-thinking anyone gives a fuck about dead economists
-Pretending racism has never existed ever
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