A cattle herder named Budhi Ram was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Himachal when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Armani suit, GUCCI shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, 1+
The driver, a young man in a Armani suit, GUCCI shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, 1+
leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf
?"
Budhi Ram looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" 2+
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Budhi Ram looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?" 2+
The yuppie parks his car,whips out his macBook Air computer, connects it to his iPhone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an 3+
ultra-high-resolution photo.
The young man then opens the digital photo in iPhoto and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .
Within seconds, he receives an email on his iPhone that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses 4+
The young man then opens the digital photo in iPhoto and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany .
Within seconds, he receives an email on his iPhone that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses 4+
an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his iPhone and, after a few minutes, receives a response.
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized LaserJet printer, turns to Budhi Ram and says, 5+
Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized LaserJet printer, turns to Budhi Ram and says, 5+
"You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Budhi- Ram.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. 6+
"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Budhi- Ram.
He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. 6+
Then Budhi Ram says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell u exactly who u are & what is your business , will you give me back my calf?"
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're Rahul Gandhi, says Budhi Ram.
"Wow! That's Correct" 7+
The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"
"You're Rahul Gandhi, says Budhi Ram.
"Wow! That's Correct" 7+
says the idiot, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guess required" answered Budhiram
"You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for the answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment
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"No guess required" answered Budhiram
"You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for the answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment
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trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living, or about cows, for that matter.
This is herd of sheep...
Now give me back my Dog. 🤣🤣🤣
#InternetGyan
This is herd of sheep...
Now give me back my Dog. 🤣🤣🤣
#InternetGyan
