Thread by @mgoldfarb999

1/ • Humor - some amusing, some not
• I’ll tell you a coronavirus joke now-- but you’ll have to wait two weeks to see if you get it
• --Due to the quarantine-- I’ll only be telling inside jokes
• --Why do they call this the novel coronavirus? It’s a long story

2/ • Humor - some amusing, some not
• --Now is not the time to surround yourself with positive people
• --I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers
• Humor - some amusing, some not
• Times are rough
• Humor - some amusing, some not

3/ • --There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months-- and then in 2033 we’ll see the rise of the quaranteens
• --Finland has just closed its borders
• No one will be crossing the Finish line...

4/ ...• Humor - some amusing, some not
• --The grocery stores in France look like tornadoes hit them
• All that’s left is de brie
• --There’s panic buying in Germany of sausage and cheese
• It’s the Wurst Kase scenario
• Humor - some amusing, some not

5/ • --The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract COVID 19-- so dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released
• To be clear-- WHO let the dogs out
• --There are so many coronavirus jokes out there-- it’s a real pundemic

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