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𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬.

a short filo #offgun (feat. #taynew & #namon) au where off pretends to be nanon's parent so he has an excuse to keep seeing the class adviser, gun.

NOTES

📌 offgun & taynew are in their early 30's
📌 namon are 16-year olds
📌 taglish sprinkled with some ilonggo/hiligaynon tingz because i'm the author
📌 time and date stamps are rarely ever relevant

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13. [chimon iz me]

14. new tries and that counts for something

15. daddy duties

16. "kalma utog"

17. (p.s. stream chocolate by kiana ledé and ari lennox) || #Offgun

18. "tatay-new" || #Offgun

19. this u? || #offgun

20. meet chimon's private account

21. plans || #offgun

22. conchava || #offgun

23. papii!off is here || #offgun

24. formality & hospitality || #offgun

25. welcome to konoha || #offgun

26. 💐 || #offgun

while i'm working on the next updates....... curiouscat.qa/mujiwastesink

27. iloilo mornings || #offgun

28. the sponsor || #offgun

29. "basteder" || #offgun

30. fame || #offgun

31. (tw// cyberbullying)

garit-garit || #offgun #namon

(p.s. "garit-garit" is a hiligaynon term. try to look for context clues in the conversations. charot the future language teacher jumped out sksjshshhs)

32. okay || #offgun

33. friends || #offgun

34. the call, pt 1 || #offgun

35. the call, pt.2 || #offgun

36. oh. || #offgun

37. on intents || #offgun

38. #taynew being mushy || #offgun

39. #namon & a chocolate bar || #offgun

(had to reupload because of wrong order 😣)

40. #namon and spaghetti || #offgun

commercial muna tayo curiouscat.qa/mujiwastesink

41. reciprocation || #offgun

42. driver!off || #offgun

43. beware of cristy || #offgun

44. disaster gay moment || #offgun

45. i'm a fucking liar || #offgun

46. break me. || #offgun

47. sportsfest || #namon #offgun

48. worry || #namon #offgun

49. plan backfired || #namon #offgun

50. better than fine || #offgun

51. titodad off || #offgun

52. filler lang || #namon

53. a friend || #offgun

54. on hangouts || #offgun

55. a friend, pt 2 || #offgun

56. my friend || #offgun

57. from the sides || #offgun

58. click || #offgun

59. epal charot || #offgun

60. truth slaps || #offgun

61. clown behavior || #namon #offgun

62. of indie music and unsent messages || #namon #offgun

63. stephew || #namon #offgun

64. in too deep || #offgun

65. subtlety || #offgun

66. u-turn || #namon #offgun

67. existential conversations || #offgun

68. night strolls || #namon #offgun

69. on singlehood and loneliness || #namon #offgun

70. ((every gay person is familiar with this thick silence)) || #namon

71. unexpected friend || #namon

72. subtweets || #namon

73. the three titos ft. gun || #taynew #offgun

74. small steps || #offgun

75. pushing my #newgun agenda || #offgun #taynew

76. backfired || #namon

77. conversations over lomi || #offgun

78. paasa tingz || #namon

79. real tatay moments || #offgun #namon

80. pray for chimon || #namon

81. (warning: don't read this if you don't wanna sleep with a heavy heart) || #namon

82. hehez

83. kuya gun to the rescue || #namon #offgun

84. revelation, pt. 1 || #offgun #namon #taynew

85. revelation, pt. 2 || #offgun #namon #taynew

86. poor chimon || #namon

87. englishero!gun comes out when he's pissed || #offgun

88. on details || #offgun

89. accountability || #offgun

90. not today sir || #offgun

91. aftermath || #namon

92. confusion || #offgun

93. he angy || #offgun

94. play paalam by moira & ben&ben || #offgun

95. ah talaga? || #offgun

96. short drives and second tries, pt. 1 || #offgun #namon

97. short drives and second tries, pt. 2 || #offgun #namon

98. visitors || #namon

99. yay || #namon

100. mananakit tayo sa 100th update || #offgun

101. jowa flex culture || #namon

102. jowa flex culture pt. 2 || #namon

103. huehuehue || #offgun

104. gun goes live || #offgun

105. gun answers questions || #offgun

106. life updates || #offgun #taynew

107. offers || #offgun

108. attempts || #offgun

109. invitation || #offgun

110. grocery store blues || offgun

111. space || #offgun

112. rescue mission || #offgun

113. #AskTeacherGun || #offgun

114. new york isn't new york without you, love || #offgun

115. preparation || #namon #taynew

116. thank you aling charity || #offgun

117. what now || #offgun

118. conversations about forgiveness || #offgun

119. of albums and defeatism || #offgun

120. deep - julia michaels || #offgun

121. vulnerable - selena gomez || #offgun

122. tay-nk you || #offgun

123. decisions pt. 1 || #offgun

124. decisions pt. 2 || #offgun

125. decisions pt. 3 || #offgun

126. boyfriend || #offgun

127. i'm your iloilo city. || #offgun

128. trolls || #offgun #namon

129. welcome to manila || #offgun

130. caption this || #taynew

131. young love || #namon

132. all's well that ends well || #offgun

~ 𝒇𝒊𝒏 ~

a/n: thank you to everyone who kept up with this story! it's always so satisfying to see people enjoy what you make. honestly this is the first time i was able to finish making a social media-based fic. it was hard, since i'm more traditional with writing. i've tried three times-

-making a fic in this format but i somehow never got to finish them. i guess that explains why it's probably (?) flawed since I'm not that used to it. but i had fun, and so did the ones who liked it! and that's what matters.

if you want to send suggestions for future works or ask questions about this work, dm me or send some questions to my cc! until next time! thank you again for reading! 💛

- neil curiouscat.me/mujiwastesink

FUN FACTS ABOUT THIS AU (because it reached 100 likes 😭❤️)

1. First and foremost, I'm taking BSED-Eng. That's why I was able to incorporate things about being an English teacher.

2. The expression "You're my Iloilo City" was actually inspired by Andres Bonifacio and his wife Gregoria de Jesus. More accurately, them in a poem/fictional letter by Eljay Castro Deldoc. It has the words "Ikaw ang aking bayan." wheninmanila.com/read-andres-bo…

3. I totally forgot about Chimon's private account.

4. I came up with the title on a whim. I tried looking for song lyrics or titles to use but I couldn't find a suitable one. So we got "Surfaces and Excuses".

5. My works recently are more focused on "the self as a person in love" more than the relationship itself. What did this AU teach you about the self?

6. I set the AU in Iloilo City because that's where I study for college. And because everything is mostly Luzon-centric. Let's romanticize Visayan cities too, you know?

7. I DIDN'T KNOW CHIMON ACTUALLY LIKES PIKACHU SDJDHDHDHDNDN I came up with his username (@/pikachimon) on a whim. Then I saw this on a fan account and was mind-blown. My mind. It amazes me sometimes.

8. I like to incorporate songs in my fics because I imagine them playing out like a film.

That's all for now! 😚 AGAIN, THANKS FOR THE LOVE YOU'VE SHOWN FOR THIS AU. Y'ALL MAKE ME SO HAPPYYYYY