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a short filo #offgun (feat. #taynew & #namon) au where off pretends to be nanon's parent so he has an excuse to keep seeing the class adviser, gun. ImageImage
NOTES

๐Ÿ“Œ offgun & taynew are in their early 30's
๐Ÿ“Œ namon are 16-year olds
๐Ÿ“Œ taglish sprinkled with some ilonggo/hiligaynon tingz because i'm the author
๐Ÿ“Œ time and date stamps are rarely ever relevant
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13. [chimon iz me] ImageImage
14. new tries and that counts for something ImageImage
15. daddy duties ImageImage
16. "kalma utog" ImageImageImage
17. (p.s. stream chocolate by kiana ledรฉ and ari lennox) || #Offgun ImageImage
18. "tatay-new" || #Offgun ImageImageImage
19. this u? || #offgun ImageImage
20. meet chimon's private account ImageImageImage
21. plans || #offgun ImageImage
22. conchava || #offgun ImageImage
23. papii!off is here || #offgun ImageImage
24. formality & hospitality || #offgun ImageImageImage
25. welcome to konoha || #offgun ImageImageImageImage
26. ๐Ÿ’ || #offgun ImageImageImageImage
while i'm working on the next updates....... curiouscat.qa/mujiwastesink
27. iloilo mornings || #offgun ImageImageImageImage
28. the sponsor || #offgun ImageImage
29. "basteder" || #offgun ImageImage
30. fame || #offgun ImageImage
31. (tw// cyberbullying)

garit-garit || #offgun #namon

(p.s. "garit-garit" is a hiligaynon term. try to look for context clues in the conversations. charot the future language teacher jumped out sksjshshhs) ImageImageImageImage
32. okay || #offgun ImageImageImage
33. friends || #offgun ImageImageImageImage
34. the call, pt 1 || #offgun ImageImageImage
35. the call, pt.2 || #offgun ImageImage
36. oh. || #offgun Image
37. on intents || #offgun ImageImage
38. #taynew being mushy || #offgun ImageImageImage
39. #namon & a chocolate bar || #offgun

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40. #namon and spaghetti || #offgun ImageImageImageImage
commercial muna tayo curiouscat.qa/mujiwastesink
41. reciprocation || #offgun ImageImage
42. driver!off || #offgun ImageImage
43. beware of cristy || #offgun ImageImageImage
44. disaster gay moment || #offgun ImageImage
45. i'm a fucking liar || #offgun ImageImageImage
46. break me. || #offgun Image
47. sportsfest || #namon #offgun ImageImage
48. worry || #namon #offgun ImageImage
49. plan backfired || #namon #offgun Image
50. better than fine || #offgun Image
51. titodad off || #offgun ImageImage
52. filler lang || #namon ImageImage
53. a friend || #offgun ImageImage
54. on hangouts || #offgun ImageImage
55. a friend, pt 2 || #offgun Image
56. my friend || #offgun Image
57. from the sides || #offgun Image
58. click || #offgun ImageImageImage
59. epal charot || #offgun Image
60. truth slaps || #offgun ImageImageImageImage
61. clown behavior || #namon #offgun ImageImageImage
62. of indie music and unsent messages || #namon #offgun ImageImageImage
63. stephew || #namon #offgun ImageImage
64. in too deep || #offgun ImageImageImage
65. subtlety || #offgun ImageImage
66. u-turn || #namon #offgun ImageImageImageImage
67. existential conversations || #offgun Image
68. night strolls || #namon #offgun ImageImageImage
69. on singlehood and loneliness || #namon #offgun ImageImageImageImage
70. ((every gay person is familiar with this thick silence)) || #namon ImageImageImageImage
71. unexpected friend || #namon ImageImageImage
72. subtweets || #namon ImageImage
73. the three titos ft. gun || #taynew #offgun ImageImage
74. small steps || #offgun ImageImage
75. pushing my #newgun agenda || #offgun #taynew ImageImage
76. backfired || #namon ImageImageImageImage
77. conversations over lomi || #offgun ImageImageImage
78. paasa tingz || #namon ImageImageImage
79. real tatay moments || #offgun #namon ImageImageImageImage
80. pray for chimon || #namon Image
81. (warning: don't read this if you don't wanna sleep with a heavy heart) || #namon ImageImageImageImage
82. hehez ImageImageImage
83. kuya gun to the rescue || #namon #offgun ImageImage
84. revelation, pt. 1 || #offgun #namon #taynew ImageImageImage
85. revelation, pt. 2 || #offgun #namon #taynew ImageImage
86. poor chimon || #namon Image
87. englishero!gun comes out when he's pissed || #offgun ImageImage
88. on details || #offgun Image
89. accountability || #offgun Image
90. not today sir || #offgun Image
91. aftermath || #namon ImageImage
92. confusion || #offgun ImageImage
93. he angy || #offgun ImageImage
94. play paalam by moira & ben&ben || #offgun ImageImageImage
95. ah talaga? || #offgun Image
96. short drives and second tries, pt. 1 || #offgun #namon ImageImageImage
97. short drives and second tries, pt. 2 || #offgun #namon ImageImage
98. visitors || #namon ImageImageImage
99. yay || #namon ImageImage
100. mananakit tayo sa 100th update || #offgun ImageImage
101. jowa flex culture || #namon ImageImage
102. jowa flex culture pt. 2 || #namon ImageImage
103. huehuehue || #offgun Image
104. gun goes live || #offgun ImageImage
105. gun answers questions || #offgun ImageImageImageImage
106. life updates || #offgun #taynew ImageImageImage
107. offers || #offgun ImageImage
108. attempts || #offgun ImageImage
109. invitation || #offgun ImageImageImage
110. grocery store blues || offgun ImageImageImageImage
111. space || #offgun ImageImage
112. rescue mission || #offgun ImageImageImage
114. new york isn't new york without you, love || #offgun ImageImage
115. preparation || #namon #taynew ImageImage
116. thank you aling charity || #offgun Image
117. what now || #offgun ImageImage
118. conversations about forgiveness || #offgun ImageImageImageImage
119. of albums and defeatism || #offgun ImageImageImage
120. deep - julia michaels || #offgun ImageImageImageImage
121. vulnerable - selena gomez || #offgun ImageImageImage
122. tay-nk you || #offgun ImageImageImage
123. decisions pt. 1 || #offgun ImageImage
124. decisions pt. 2 || #offgun ImageImage
125. decisions pt. 3 || #offgun ImageImageImage
126. boyfriend || #offgun ImageImage
127. i'm your iloilo city. || #offgun ImageImage
128. trolls || #offgun #namon ImageImage
129. welcome to manila || #offgun ImageImage
130. caption this || #taynew ImageImageImage
131. young love || #namon ImageImage
132. all's well that ends well || #offgun ImageImage
~ ๐’‡๐’Š๐’ ~
a/n: thank you to everyone who kept up with this story! it's always so satisfying to see people enjoy what you make. honestly this is the first time i was able to finish making a social media-based fic. it was hard, since i'm more traditional with writing. i've tried three times-
-making a fic in this format but i somehow never got to finish them. i guess that explains why it's probably (?) flawed since I'm not that used to it. but i had fun, and so did the ones who liked it! and that's what matters.
if you want to send suggestions for future works or ask questions about this work, dm me or send some questions to my cc! until next time! thank you again for reading! ๐Ÿ’›

- neil curiouscat.me/mujiwastesink
FUN FACTS ABOUT THIS AU (because it reached 100 likes ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ) ImageImage
1. First and foremost, I'm taking BSED-Eng. That's why I was able to incorporate things about being an English teacher.
2. The expression "You're my Iloilo City" was actually inspired by Andres Bonifacio and his wife Gregoria de Jesus. More accurately, them in a poem/fictional letter by Eljay Castro Deldoc. It has the words "Ikaw ang aking bayan." wheninmanila.com/read-andres-boโ€ฆ
3. I totally forgot about Chimon's private account.
4. I came up with the title on a whim. I tried looking for song lyrics or titles to use but I couldn't find a suitable one. So we got "Surfaces and Excuses".
5. My works recently are more focused on "the self as a person in love" more than the relationship itself. What did this AU teach you about the self?
6. I set the AU in Iloilo City because that's where I study for college. And because everything is mostly Luzon-centric. Let's romanticize Visayan cities too, you know?
7. I DIDN'T KNOW CHIMON ACTUALLY LIKES PIKACHU SDJDHDHDHDNDN I came up with his username (@/pikachimon) on a whim. Then I saw this on a fan account and was mind-blown. My mind. It amazes me sometimes. Image
8. I like to incorporate songs in my fics because I imagine them playing out like a film.
That's all for now! ๐Ÿ˜š AGAIN, THANKS FOR THE LOVE YOU'VE SHOWN FOR THIS AU. Y'ALL MAKE ME SO HAPPYYYYY
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