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BREAKING: @JoeBiden's staff leaked who the campaign is vetting for cabinet positions!

Here they are...
Xi Jinping, Trade Advisor
Stacey Abrams, Liaison to Imaginary Governors
Barack Obama, Spy Master
Nicolas Maduro, Ambassador to the United Nations
Mike Bloomberg, Director of Small Projects
Kristen Gillibrand, Believe All Women Task Force Chair
Kamala Harris, Chief Prosecutor
Julian Castro, Chief of Border Insecurity
James Comey, FBH Director (Federal Bureau of Hoaxes)
Hillary Clinton, IT/Email Security Officer
Hassan Rouhani, National Security Advisor
Greta Thunberg, Secretary of Energy
Ralph Northam, Director of African-American Outreach
Elizabeth Warren, Director of Indian Affairs
El Chapo, Director of ICE
Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke, Secretary of Gun Confiscation
Bernie Sanders, Tax Policy Analyst & Director of the Socialist Party Outreach
AOC, Job Killing Czar
Amy Klobuchar, Head of Human Resources
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