A modest proposal:
No one designing an app interface can view it on anything newer than an iPhone 6.
People designing web applications and sites get a 17-inch monitor at least 5 years old.
No one designing an app interface can view it on anything newer than an iPhone 6.
People designing web applications and sites get a 17-inch monitor at least 5 years old.
The rest of my platform:
All performance testing to be conducted on internet found in rural America.
Every 2 weeks, your mouse and touchpad vanish for a day.
Any strings not prepared for localization to be rendered in Wingdings.
All performance testing to be conducted on internet found in rural America.
Every 2 weeks, your mouse and touchpad vanish for a day.
Any strings not prepared for localization to be rendered in Wingdings.
All office coffee pots will only dispense 8 ounces in the time it takes a page to render on 2G.
Chatbots will take up the same proportional space on the screen, with the same frequency, for developers as users.
Some really common two-letter code will be replaced by a pick list.
Chatbots will take up the same proportional space on the screen, with the same frequency, for developers as users.
Some really common two-letter code will be replaced by a pick list.
The pick list will not allow you to type the two letters, but instead will switch focus from the first letter to the second.
Any API documentation referring to just reading the code will render as ASCII art of a rude gesture.
Any API documentation referring to just reading the code will render as ASCII art of a rude gesture.
