Alt-right trolls have been trying to orchestrate a takedown of me since my BuzzFeed days. They doxxed me, tried to spread rumors on forums that I'm a pedophile and into weird fetishes. For the record, the ONLY fetish I have is that one scene in Ant-Man where Paul Rudd got huge.
Lately I've been getting a bunch of clearly fake DMs from trolls posing as kids asking for nudes and nsfw art, as if I'm going to oblige? Like what is this tactic??? This sort of thing has been happening for years.
These sorts of things happen with increased frequency when I post about Trump, systemic racism, trans rights, etc. It's happening today because I posted a comic poking fun at people who think masks infringe on their rights.
This also seems like a good time to remind y'all that I'm not on any dating apps, and never have been. These are people trying to catfish you for one reason or another.
Like.....can I just make comics please.
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Here's a thread of what I think the cast of The Office smells like:
Jim smells like original scent Old Spice. He thinks it's a classic choice, but it belies his mundane personality and fear of failure. If it's date night, he'll spritz on some Giorgio Armani Acqua Di Gio cologne he bought at Walgreens.
Michael's identity was stolen because he bought Drakkar Noir off of Temu. He also sprays way too much of it, but he refuses to stop using it. Something about pheromones. He keeps saying the word pheromones.