Thread by @stylistanu

A thread on bhakt-o-logy.

How Modi bhakts debate!!
Can you add few more?

Bhakt LOLgic- DeMo failed because banks cheated NM. Corrupt people teamed up with banks. Not Modi's mistake.

Bhakt LOLgic- Vikas not happening because Modiji is cleaning the system. It takes time. Have patience.

Bhakt LOLgic- Unemployment is not such a big issue, as people working in unorganised sectors are not covered in surveys.

Bhakt LOLgic- Modi is honest because he doesn't have a family. Kis ke liye kamayega...
His mother wears a tutaa chashma, lives in a 10x10 room.

Bhakt LOLgic- Modi left his wife because he wanted to serve the nation. He didn't hide his marriage as it was a Baal vivah, which is illegal.

Bhakt LOLgic- Modi doesn't need to give a press conference to presstitutes. Mann ki baat is as good as a presser.

Bhakt LOLgic- We are helping government with petrol price hikes as it is a time of crisis. Government can't be blamed.

Bhakt LOLgic- Everyone is against Modiji. It is so tough for him. He fighting alone. Opposition, media, Pakistan and liberal people, all behind him.

Bhakt LOLgic- NaMo understands pain of poor because he was himself a chaiwala.
*Truth- NM was never a chaiwala.

Bhakt LOLgic- With his frequent visits abroad in last 5 years, NM made India a vishwaguru.

Bhakt LOLgic- We can't question integrity of NM as he works 18 hours a day. Never took a leave. Never went for holiday.

The most funniest ones...

W- Kashmir is in trouble!!

Bhakt LOLgic- Where were you in 1989? Jihadi kahi ke.

We- Pulwama Balakot?!?
Bhakt LOLgic- You are Anti-National... jihadi 🤬 Go to Pakistan

We- Rahul Gandhi predicted Covid disaster!!
Bhakt LOLgic- Dynasty. 70 saal. Family ke gulam. Pappu. Queen. Italian.

We- China took our Galwan land.
Bhakt LOLgic- why don't you talk about 1962? Nehru gave # @*%to China. Tab kaha they?