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My neighbour broke into my house last night n smashed my 56" television set. He now refuses to leave n claims he owns this part of the house.

My eyes turned RED hot with rage! I retaliated by removing him from our building WhatsApp group n also blocked him on FB n Twitter. (1/5)
My pet dog Arban 🐕‍🦺 was very impressed by the sheer SUDDENNESS & UNEXPECTED nature of my move. He wagged his tail in approval & called it a befitting reply! 💪

" BUT DID HE VACATE THE LIVING ROOM AFTER THAT? "

No, he called the cops instead. (2/5)
But I told the cops in a very clear & firm voice that, "No one has intruded my house nor has any one captured my living room."

Puzzled by my statement, they asked,"what's the fuss all about then? Why have I banned my neighbour from the WhatsApp group? Who smashed my 56" TV?(3/5)
Who's in the living room right now? Why am I at war if nothing has happened?" I refused to answer their valid questions and accused them of getting paid by my neighbour Chin-2 to defame my entire family.(4/5)
I told my family to not to worry, as I have already given a befitting reply to the intruder- who has not intruded. They believe me.

Because if not me, then who?

Via - Vishal Singh/Shailesh Harer FB (5/5)
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