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I mentioned before that I had a friend who was a CIA field operative ("You never have a grenade handy when you want one.")
We were sharing a pitcher of beer (the 4th) when this topic came up.
He went to an Ivy League school, I didn't, and he was trying to convince me
I mentioned before that I had a friend who was a CIA field operative ("You never have a grenade handy when you want one.")
We were sharing a pitcher of beer (the 4th) when this topic came up.
He went to an Ivy League school, I didn't, and he was trying to convince me
that Ivy League school graduates were ALWAYS smarter than graduates of state schools (like me, specifically).
He'd pushed this 🐂💩 too far, so I decided to make my point very pointy.
When we finished the beer, I got up from the barstool slowly, as if my leg was asleep. (more)
He'd pushed this 🐂💩 too far, so I decided to make my point very pointy.
When we finished the beer, I got up from the barstool slowly, as if my leg was asleep. (more)
He was in the home stretch of his Euclidean proof, and I was walking slowly, due to my bum leg.
He was, therefore, walking backwards, so he could savor the look on my face when he delivered the coup de grâce.
The Exit was next to the Men's room, and to its left, the Women's.
He was, therefore, walking backwards, so he could savor the look on my face when he delivered the coup de grâce.
The Exit was next to the Men's room, and to its left, the Women's.
I *wasn't* walking backwards, so I navigated us (him) to the Women's room door, which, having finished the debate, he flung open and disappeared into the Women's room.
While I stood outside and looked at the second-hand of my watch.
Seven seconds later, he emerged, pissed-off.
While I stood outside and looked at the second-hand of my watch.
Seven seconds later, he emerged, pissed-off.
"THAT WASN'T FUNNY!"
To which I replied, "I beg to differ."
"THERE COULD'VE BEEN A WOMAN IN THERE!"
"I was PRAYING there was!"
😂🤣😂
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To which I replied, "I beg to differ."
"THERE COULD'VE BEEN A WOMAN IN THERE!"
"I was PRAYING there was!"
😂🤣😂
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