I mentioned before that I had a friend who was a CIA field operative ("You never have a grenade handy when you want one.")
We were sharing a pitcher of beer (the 4th) when this topic came up.
He went to an Ivy League school, I didn't, and he was trying to convince me
He'd pushed this 🐂💩 too far, so I decided to make my point very pointy.
When we finished the beer, I got up from the barstool slowly, as if my leg was asleep. (more)
He was, therefore, walking backwards, so he could savor the look on my face when he delivered the coup de grâce.
The Exit was next to the Men's room, and to its left, the Women's.
While I stood outside and looked at the second-hand of my watch.
Seven seconds later, he emerged, pissed-off.
To which I replied, "I beg to differ."
"THERE COULD'VE BEEN A WOMAN IN THERE!"
"I was PRAYING there was!"
😂🤣😂
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