Now that the season is *almost* over, and we're *almost* guaranteed survival in the Championship, I thought I'd create an enormous thread of the most incredible campaign in living memory.
Likes + RTs welcome and all that.
Mejías - no league appearances, only featuring twice in the FA Cup, mainly to give Lo Celso some much-needed confidence.
Browne - loaned back to Oxford after a turbulent spell.
Bola - loaned out to Blackpool in January after a mediocre period in and out of the team.
A poor first month of football for Woodgate. Boro accumulate just 6 points from their first 6 games. Three or four poor refereeing decisions leave us scratching our heads, but subpar performances against Brentford and Blackburn leave a lot to be desired.
Few games were played in September, but it produced arguably the worst performance of the season. A relatively sound 1-0 home win over Reading was soon forgotten when Sheffield Wednesday came to the Riverside and found themselves 4-1 up by the 34th minute.
This is where the 'fun' begins. An uneventful 1-1 draw with Preston is followed by Birmingham away. An awful performance in which a 2-1 defeat flatters Boro. A 16 year old does this to a professional midfield
Britt Assombalonga manages to do this.
4 games without a goal.
2-0 up in the first half, cruising after some excellent goals. What could go wrong?
Marvin Johnson does this. Boro end up drawing 2-2.
New signing Anfernee Dijksteel is taken off with a serious knee injury. We won't see him until July 8th 2020.
Woodgate sees a 3-1 defeat against Swansea at the Liberty Stadium. Marcus Browne and Paddy McNair are both dismissed. This is the start of Browne's fall from Boro grace.
This is the pick of the bunch, however. 3 days before the start of 2020, Boro have themselves their Goal of the Decade.
What could the future hold? Boro have an enticing FA Cup tie against Champions League finalists Spurs on Sunday, and the transfer window has now opened.
The hosts find themselves 2-1 up, heading into added time. This would be their 7th win in a month and a half.
Duane Holmes fires a volley from 25 yards. 2-2.
Academy graduate Ben Liddle is thrown straight into the fire, making his professional debut against the likes of Moura, Son and Kane.
In a 1-1 draw with Birmingham, the visitors appear to nab a winner but the referee harshly stops play in the middle of the Blues’ attack that leads to a goal for an injury to Marcus Tavernier.
A fight follows that causes Pep Clotet to complain to the EFL.
Two long-range efforts from Lewis Wing mean Boro have a 2-1 lead going into the late stages.
As we know, Boro are fantastic at holding leads.
Take a bow, Harold.
Coming into this game, Luton Town have 14 away losses. That's more than Boro's total losses. This is probably the easiest game of the season on paper.
0-1.
A bounce back is needed. Oakwell has hardly been a fortress for the side bottom of the table, so maybe today is the day Boro find their form?
1-0 Barnsley. Woodgate's side don't have a single shot on target. "You're not fit to wear the shirt" can be heard.
We'll see you in 3 and a half months.
A chance to kick on and forget 2020's shambolic start?
No. 3-0 Swansea. A total disaster of a performance in every area.
2-1 Hull.
Naturally, he fired a 25 yard volley over the head of Stojanovic, doing his hamstring in the process.
FT: 1-0 QPR.
In other news, Dijksteel returns from injury off the bench - this is the first time since January that one of Woodgate's summer signings has featured.
Virgil Van Shotton picks up a knock. His Boro career is over.
Once Shotton's departure is announced on Tuesday, Boro are left with one first-team CB.