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I'm not hacked, but you could still send me BTC 🤷‍♀️

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Oh, you'll send me rat traps but not drug money? I see how it is, internet.
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brb, cooking a tiny bacon gruyère omelet to bait a rat trap, because
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My dogs: woman, wtf are you doing
Poor Bert is just doing every trick he knows with the futile hope that bacon may come

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Mar 15, 2023
I think everyone will find something to dislike in my take on Dylan Mulvaney, which is that there is obviously a desperate cultural thirst for someone, anyone, to just wholeheartedly enjoy being a girl in a way that is politically acceptable — and this is probably a good thing!
I do find it reductive and a little bit embarrassing, but man, the culture we have has got to start somewhere. The idea that there is *anything* good about femininity has been MIA for what, a decade? Longer?
While I'm digging my hole, I think trad culture could probably take a note here because a lot of it does come across as very... Girlboss, But With Apron. At times, it delves into "our way is better because it takes 20x as long and hurts." This is not the way, not always
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Jan 19, 2023
My mom's home in Oregon is being seized by "friends" who she allowed in a few months ago, who now refuse to leave & have literally stolen keys to her outbuildings. It's impossible to navigate her rights & obligations because local housing lawyers are booked up w similar conflicts
They moved two additional people in; mom can't afford to go anywhere else, so she has four people who live rent free in her house and glower at her as they go to and fro, leaving their dishes for her to clean and taking hour-long showers
You cannot imagine how bad tenant-landlord law is in some of these coastal states
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Dec 27, 2022
There is a whole alternate canon, more vibe than fact, emerging here
"My lived experience is that twitter was actually always pretty right wing"
What twitter did is sort of brilliant, though probably emergent rather than masterminded

If you preferentially remove or obscure dissent from expert/high follower count users, the debate doesn't disappear, it just looks fringe and stupid
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Nov 15, 2022
Stellar jays have caught on that I'm feeding the squirrels from my window
(I guess these are actually "Steller's jays." I just always heard it pronounced "stellar jay.")
They are pretty stellar
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Nov 15, 2022
Why is the NYT licking SBF's nether regions
"Political connections" would probably have been a better broader category, to encompass all kinds of hobnobbing and back-scratching aside from just $

"Just whoring" should probably have been left more generic, to include rapport-building for future scoops
A few people seem to think "seriously, they are just that dumb" should be an option, which honestly did not occur to me
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Nov 13, 2022
The downstream effects of this have the potential to destroy entire communities from the inside out

There will be support groups filled with parents whose children were put down like dogs by the same people to whom they pay their taxes
If you think this is an exaggeration, you may not fully grok the scope of this program as it *already* exists after just 5 years commonsense.news/p/scheduled-to…
To be clear, Canada won't allow the first assisted mental illness suicides until next year

To my mind, this is just one segment of a completely unavoidable slippery slope once you eliminate the requirement for terminal illness/foreseeability of death, as Canada has done
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