Here's the script for an episode of Spongebob Squarepants written by William Shakespeare. It's similar in style to MacBeth.
Page 1.
Enter Spongebob.
[AI from here:]
Spongebob: To be or not to be, that is the question.
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Enter Spongebob.
[AI from here:]
Spongebob: To be or not to be, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them? To die: to sleep; no more. And by a sleep to say we end the heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to.
'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished. To die: to sleep;
Enter Squidward.
Squidward: Thou wast an altogether evil sea slug, thou was a loathsome shellfish! And thy breath smelled like a bucket of shrimp, and thy voice sounded like two rocks banging together!
Enter Squidward.
Squidward: Thou wast an altogether evil sea slug, thou was a loathsome shellfish! And thy breath smelled like a bucket of shrimp, and thy voice sounded like two rocks banging together!
Thou'rt dead as a doornail! Now lay thee down, and bleed!
Squidward stabs Spongebob.
Spongebob: I will live in your heart, Squidward.
Squidward: No, no! Thou will die! And by my hand!
Squidward stabs himself.
Spongebob and Squidward: I'll see you in Hell! (Both die.)
Squidward stabs Spongebob.
Spongebob: I will live in your heart, Squidward.
Squidward: No, no! Thou will die! And by my hand!
Squidward stabs himself.
Spongebob and Squidward: I'll see you in Hell! (Both die.)
End of scene.
