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Muddy dog is a bit whiffy at the moment, and moulting *oh the fun of having a dog!)

So I decided he needed a good brush and a wash...

But that never quite goes to plan...

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So first the brushing. Except MD won't sit still. Plus he really lives the attention so he keeps trying to lick me with devotion. He has really bad dog breath (he eats shit, what can I sat) and he managed to tongue me. Dog breath tastes like it smells btw.

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Not only will he not sit still, he also won't let me brush both sides because it inevitably means he has to face away from me at some point which will end the tongue licking session. Next thing I'm on top of him trying to brush both sides when he takes off and I'm riding him

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When I finally crash to earth and hes gone twenty laps of the garden with giddiness, I've decided sod the brushing let's get washing. Except this time I'm not stupid - I'm roping in Farmer. He was delighted!

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Do you want to wash him or hold? I ask Farmer. He looks at me, relishing neither idea. Ok, I'll hold he says begrudgingly.

So Farmer holds MD while I wash. The water loving dog decides he doesn't want to be wet and starts to drag Farmer across the garden

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Farmer gets all manly and holds MD firm while I drench him. And when I say him, that's a collective him as my aim is a bit poor. Farmer isn't impressed. MD isn't impressed and shakes the water back over Farmer 😂

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The final wash goes over MD.
Let him Go! I holler to which we both jump back to avoid the water shake, except MD knows we will do this and runs at us to shake thinking it's a game.

So dogs wet. We're wet.

And then..

He runs off and rolls in chicken shit right in front of us

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And you just know as MD retains eye contact with us as he's doing it, that he just knows he's just got one over on us again.

I think next time I'm going to take him to a dog groomer instead 😬

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