Trust us, it's harder than you think it would be.
Let's eradicate global malnutrition, polio and malaria.
Working off current suggested figures for those three major issues combined, Bezos still has a grand total of $149 billion.
Sport is a great way to blow off stress and bond with your mates.
So let's buy him the entire Premier League, estimated at $5.7 billion.
That leaves us with $143.3 billion.
Jeff needs a fighter jet, because what billionaire CEO doesn't need a small army at his disposal.
Ten F-22 Raptors. That should do it. $1.4 billion.
Left over: $141.9 billion.
Big Daddy Bezos needs a good car.
The Bugatti La Voiture Noire is the most expensive car in the world.
Let's get him one for each day of the week and special ones for Christmas, Easter and his birthday.
He still has $140,100,000,000 billion.
We've decided to buy a Big Mac meal for everyone in China.
$8.3 billion worth of burgers, fries and fizzy pop leaves us with $131,800,000,000.
The five most expensive houses in London cost $263m, which is pocket change to Bezos. Let's take them.
After all we're still left with $131,537,000,000.
But he's never had to apply for a student loan so what does he know?!
America's most expensive college is Vassar, let's send J-Money on a four year course.
He's already used his 10 cars and 10 fighter jets. Let's get him a yacht.
Roman Abramovich currently owns the world's most expensive yacht. But that only takes $1.5 billion from our account leaving $130,036,760,452.
The next round is on Jeff! One pint for everyone in the UK, comes in at $335.17m.
Despite Jeff getting one in for the Brits, he still has $129,701,590,452.
A year on Richard Branson's privately owned Necker Island should suffice.
And with a price tag of $17 billion, that makes our bank total $112,701,590,452.
Let's say they reunite and play the world's largest stadium in Pyongyang, South Korea.
His personal concert only sets him back $98.6 million.
Somehow he still has $112,602,990,452 left for us to play with.
I don't really know how but we still have $112,575,058,412.
Spa day sound good? It'll only set us back $832 million.
Despite saving thousands of people from declaring bankruptcy, we still have $30,743,058,412 in our private piggy bank.
How much it costs to pay for the Royal Family each year and BBC License Fees. Let's use Jeff's billions to pay the combined $3,897,000,000.
How much do we have left?
OH ONLY $26,846,058,412.
Take from this what you will.