Also people saying “that’s what you get for using box dye” are helping exactly no one. Like pardon me for not having the same insider information as you. I was platinum before and followed directions. It’s false advertising.
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Here's a thread of what I think the cast of The Office smells like:
Jim smells like original scent Old Spice. He thinks it's a classic choice, but it belies his mundane personality and fear of failure. If it's date night, he'll spritz on some Giorgio Armani Acqua Di Gio cologne he bought at Walgreens.
Michael's identity was stolen because he bought Drakkar Noir off of Temu. He also sprays way too much of it, but he refuses to stop using it. Something about pheromones. He keeps saying the word pheromones.