Thread by @jerryspurbeck

@Numbers28 @JeffCrowder16 Let me guess. 3 weeks on, 1 week off, repeat.

2 times a week on average.

Woody Allen Strikes Again. He said he was taking some time off to "reinvigorate."

Melania hasn't looked this good in years.

@Numbers28 @JeffCrowder16 Sorry? @MiaFarrow I don't think is an issue. I thought you'd rather appreciate it.

@Numbers28 @JeffCrowder16 Danka, Woodruff, You, Be, Best

@Numbers28 @JeffCrowder16 Wasn't he some kind of a Greek Shipping Tycoon?

@Numbers28 @JeffCrowder16 No. He was like the first guy ever to smoke weed.

@Numbers28 @JeffCrowder16 That was Peter Sellers. But yeah, I see the similarities.
Didn't Pete have something to do with Melania too?

@Numbers28 @JeffCrowder16 No. Leave Mr. Sellers alone.

You're thinking about Mr. Sellers Lover.

Melania?

No! This Guy.

@Numbers28 @JeffCrowder16 Who the Hell is that?

Interesting you should ask that?

@Numbers28 @JeffCrowder16 That's

Yea. That's who it is.

But I don't get it. She is

Yes. I know.

Isn't she?

Yes. And when she told her dad that Melania went to NYC AGAIN!

@Numbers28 @JeffCrowder16 @realDonaldTrump ask her "how many times does she need to get nailed?"

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